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Heero's Lair
Interview!
Roxy: Heero, how are you dealing with the horror of... Relena? Heero: EEEK!!! Where? Roxy: No, she's not HERE Heero. I just want to know how you're dealing with her. Heero: Relena is bad. Very bad. Very, very bad. Roxy: We already know that. But how are you dealing with her? Heero: ::whimpers:: Mana: ::pats head:: Poor baby. Roxy: ... Heero... ::sighs:: Oh, well. Maybe Mana will be able to get him to talk.
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Hangovers!!!
Roxy: Heero, why do you look like you have a hangover in this picture? Heero: Somebody took a picture of me when I woke up in your backyard after the Christmas Party. Mana: ::whistles innocently, hiding her camera:: Roxy: How much eggnog did you drink? Heero: I didn't have any eggnog. I just had some apple cider. Roxy: ::snickers:: Did you wake up with some one in your arms? Tee Hee! Heero: ::blushes:: Weeelllll....... Mana: ::blushes and smacks head:: HEERO!!!
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Wai! Ferret!
Mana: Awww! How cute!! Oh! Um, ok, Heero let's talk about this pic- Heero: Ack! Where'd you get that?! Quatre: Awww! Duo: Ha! I knew it! Heero does have a personality!! Heero: Omae o korosu!! Duo: But it's sooo cute!! Trowa: Are you sure it isn't a giant sewer rat? Wufei: Yeah, or some deranged dog? Roxy: It's a ferret! ::clings to her Oniichan's legs:: Wufei: Wah! Let go, onna! Mana: It doesn't matter what it is! It's cute!! Any way, I think it's a ferret, look at it's ears. {Heero is soooo cute there!!} Heero: Ugh.... Wha.. Wait! ::voice gets dangerous:: Who took that picture?!?! Duo: Not me! Wufei: Wasn't me. Get off of my leg, ONNA!! Roxy: I won't let go for all the tea in China! Oh, and it wasn't me. Trowa: Nope, not me. Mana: Uhh, not me! Quatre: I didn't. Heero: ::voice still dangerous:: Mana..? Mana: But ... I ur um .... well you see..... I was ::looks around for an exit:: Duo: ::whispers:: Run Mana! Run! Wufei: LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW, ONNA! Roxy: No! Gimme a hosey-back ride! I want an ice cream cone! Gimme! Now! Wufei: LET GO! ::evil grin:: Hey, Heero, it was Roxy who took the picture. Roxy: Eep! Heero: Omae o korosu! Roxy: EEEEYYYAAAAHHHH!!!! ::runs for her life:: Trowa: Poor kid. Duo: Maybe she'll let me have her CD player.... Wufei: ::feels kinda bad for what he did:: ........ Mana: Thanks Wu-man, I owe you one. Roxy: ::cowering in fear:: Help me... somebody... ::thinks of ways to kill Wufei:: Heero: ::slowly and menacingly advances, trusty spork in hand:: Wufei: Wait! Stop! I did it! I took the picture! Duo&Quatre&Trowa&Mana: !!!!! Wufei: Yes! It was I who took the picture! Heero: ........... Roxy: ::get all misty eyed:: Oh, Wufei, my Oniisama! Heero: ........... Wufei: ........... Quatre: This is getting scary! Heero: .......... Wufei: ::scared gulp:: Roxy: ::stands up:: I know who did it! Heero: ? Quatre&Trowa&Duo&Wufei: ::gasps:: Who dunnit? Mana: ::giving her the most evil glare in all history:: Roxy: It was .... Quatre&Trowa&Duo&Wufei: ::leans forward:: Mana: ::keeps glaring:: Roxy: It was.. It was.. Relena!! Quatre&Trowa&Duo&Wufei: Oooooohhh, ok! Mana: ::falls over dead:: Heero: ..... Relena? Roxy: Aren't you gonna do something? Heero: I'm NOT goin near that... that... *thing*!! Mana: You could mail her something, Duo: Yheah! Like that thing I found under the refridgerator... or under the stove... Quatre: ::snicker:: Yeah, tell her it's her birthday cake! Trowa: ::smiles:: Duo: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one, Quatre!!! Roxy: ::looks up at Wufei with happy, wiggling anime eyes:: You... you... protected *me*! ::advancing slowly:: Wufei: ::gulps, backing away:: Uh oh! Roxy: Wo ai ni, Oniisama! ::glomps:: ******************************** Elsewhere..... Relena: OOOOO!!!!!! A birthday cake from Heero!!! ::opens box:: Uhmmm, he must have made it himself.... Oh well!! ::eats a slice::
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Mana, 2-5, Roxy: !!!!!!!! ::falls over dead:: Duo: He... he's Mana: .... *smiling* Quatre: Well he DID just blow up an OZ base.. Heero: ..... Trowa: ::taps Duo on the shoulder, trying to inform him that Heero is approaching him:: Roxy: ::recovering:: WAI! Explosions! Mana: ... I was switched at birth. Or she was. Quatre: At least you don't have 29 *older* sisters. Wufei: Quatre, do you know what it's like, having two insane, obsessed onnas for sisters? Mana and Roxy: WE ARE NOT OBSESSED! Mana: ::turns around to clobber Wufei, but comes face to face with a dark and menacing Heero:: !!! Heero: ::in eerie, calm voice:: Mana, tell me, where do you get these pictures? Duo: Woah, his eye's twitching... Roxy: :clings to Oniichan, scared:: Mana: Uhhh.... I found it? Heero: Oh? Mana: But... you're so KAWAII when you smile! ::gives him irresistable puppy eyes (Not even Wu-man can stand it!):: Heero: ... Uhh... errr... eh.. ::throws his arms up in defeat:: Fine! Mana: WAI! ::wraps herself around his neck:: Relena: ::appears over the horizon in her (shudder) pink limo:: Faster, Pagan! HEEEERRRROOOOOO!!!!!!! Mana and Heero: ::freeze:: Mana: Maybe if we don't move, she won't see us. Heero: ::nods:: Uh huh... Roxy: ::stands off in a corner that just magically appeared, plotting:: Wufei: ::sweatdrops:: Onna-tachi no baka... Duo: ::looks around for the nearest exit:: Relena: ::approaches:: HEEEEERRRRROOOOOO!!!!!! Pagan: ::sweatdrops:: Heero and Mana: ::holding breath:: Relena: Where is... my Heero? Everybody: ::sweatdrops:: Roxy: He's... uhh... In a desert very far away, where there's no water whatsoever and nobody has ever survived. Relena: ::tilts her head:: Oh? Heero and Mana: ::turning blue from lack of air:: Relena: ::looks down:: Oh, what a cute picture of Heero! And he's smiling because he's thinking of me! Mana: ::Vein of Rage:: Heero and Mana: ::turning purple from lack of air:: Heero: ::looks ill:: Relena: ::presses it to her flat chest:: I think I'll just take this off your hands... ::giggles:: Duo: ::twitch:: Quatre: ::thinking:: That laugh... ::shudders:: Heero: HEY! Now wait just a minute there-!! Relena: ::blinks in realization that Heero was there the entire time:: HEERRROO!!!!! ::glomps him:: Heero: GAH! Mana: HEY! Get off of him, you reject from Hooters! Relena: Who are *you*? ::narows her buggy eyes at her:: Mana: I am Mana Yuy, Heero's *fiance*. Heero: ::pales:: Everybody else: ô.o Quatre: ::smacks a hand to his cheek, a la Kasumi:: Oh, my! Trowa: He didn't even tell us... Duo: What? No bachelor party? Roxy: Duo-chan, the bachelor party isn't until the night before the wedding. Wufei: Hentai gaijin... Duo: Oh, shut up! You would've gotten a nosebleed, anyways! Wufei: ! Relena: ::staggers back in shock:: Heero... how... could you? Heero: .... Mana: Easy! 'Cuz he wuvs me! Roxy: Methinks I shall be sick.. Duo: Ditto. Relena: This is not over yet, you hussy! I shall claim Heero Yuy as my own! Drive, Pagan! ::they drive off into the sunset, all dramatic-like:: Quatre: Where did that sunset come from? Trowa: ::shrugs:: Roxy: The prop guy did it. Heero: ::stares:: Mana: ::stares:: Duo: We have a prop guy? Roxy: Yeah. His name's Big Bubba Billy Joe Bob. Wufei: ::sweatdrops and groans:: Stop hiring these drunken hicks! Roxy: But they settle for such little money! Big Bubba Billy Joe Bob: Duhh.... Roxy: ::gives BBBJB a cracker and pats his head:: You're such a good boy, Big Bubba Billy Joe Bob! Big Bubba Billy Joe Bob: Duuhhhh...:) Duo: Okaayy... ::turns to face Heero and Mana:: Heero: ::stares at Mana:: Mana: ::stares back:: Quatre: Their relationship is at the kindergarten level... Duo: Yeah... Trowa: You can say that again. Heero: ::blinks out of trance:: ... Thank you. Mana: ::also blinks out of trance:: You can repay me by letting me have this picture! Heero: Hey! Mana: ::heads for the hills:: Roxy: Everybody over the age of twelve is completely insane. 2-5: ??? |
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