Anti Relena


Rant and Rave


Random Insanity

Tournament of Stupidity


Heero's Lair

Duo's Funland

Trowa's Section

Quatre's Place

Wufei's Realm

Relena's Photo Album


Guest Book

The Docks


Random Insanity
This is where the miscellaneous insults belong.
Ok, I just thought of a few things about Relena, and I didn't have anywhere else to put them. More to come later!

My parody of the opening for "Ranma 1/2", made to fit Relena.
(Shine no Miko's note: I love the opening song for "Ranma 1/2!" It seemed so perfect for Relena, provided there was a word change! I didn't want to use a slow song. Heero's still having nightmares about dancing with Relena.)

Yappa paa, yappa paa -- why'd I scream for you?
My life is just a game -- it's nothing to you.
Yappa paa, yappa paa -- you think I will lose.
Who needs boys? I sure do--
They don't seem to care.

Before you, boys would run and scream
Heero, Heero -- you're to scared to move.
Since the day I saw you kill Dad
Heero, Heero you --
Make me feel stupid--
Don't you dare go and --
Run away from me.

Somebody tell me why it's so hard
For boys not to cry at my face?
If I let you get away this time
I'll cry because you--
Got away!

It makes you cry to see me sneeze;
You said my breath smells just like cheese.
Oh, please just hurry up and kill me!
You'd be better off if I died--
For today, I'll scream your name...
You just think I'm a nightmare.

Each and every time you see me,
Heero, Heero you --
Always run and scream.
Someday we may be together,
Heero, Heero you've
Gone and run away --
Can't I see that I've --
Made you run and scream.

Interesting things in Gundam Wing...
*Relena and Zechs. Can you see any resemblance between them? Zechs is cute, while Relena's as ugly as Jaken from "Inu-Yasha."

*Did Zechs drop Relena on her head when she was a baby? She's so stupid! It makes so much sense!

*Mr. Winner, Noin, and Trowa all have the same bangs! I know, it's not Relena-related, but it makes me wonder...

*Why does Dorothy keep her eyebrows like that? You could poke an eye out with them!

*How does Trowa keep his hair like that? It stays in place, even when wet!

*What shampoo does Duo use? How can he afford enough?