What you've been waiting for...
Run. Hide. Just don't miss the show.
Roxy: OI! Ta all yeh ungrateful bastards who didn't send in Valentines... JUST KIDDING! Please don't hurt me! We're putting the Gundam Pilots up so you can bid for dates! Tee hee hee!
Roxy: You heard me! Now let's hurry up with this!
(Battle of the fangirls, ne?)
Roxy: First up of our wonderful bachelors is...
Heero! Shall we start the bidding at five hundred?
Mana: HEY! I never said you could put him up for auction!
Roxy: But you never said I couldn't, so buh-bye! ::presses the trapdoor button::
Mana: AIEEEEEE........!!!!!!!! ::trails off as she falls::
Roxy: Now, who wants to date Heero Yuy?
Heero: ::dragged out on stage:: Omae o korosu!
Girls In The Audience: ::scream::
GITA #1: !
GITA #2: !
GITA #3: ::actually Relena, but badly disguised:: !
Roxy: ::sweatdrops:: You're going the wrong way...
GITA #1: $1,000!
Roxy: $1,000. Going once, going twice. SOLD!
Other GITA's: Aww....
Heero: ::reluctantly dragged off the stage::
Roxy: Now, we have Duo! Let's start at-
Roxy: Anybody for ,100?
GITA: ::look through their purses desperately::
Roxy: ,000. Going once. Going twice. SOLD!
Duo: Hooray! ::hops off of the stage::
Roxy: Trowa's turn! Hey, wait! Trowa's MINE!
Trowa: ::peeks out from behind the curtain::
GITA #2: $1,000!
Roxy: $1,100! Goingonegoingtwice. SOLD! To me!
GITA's: Hey! No fair! Meanie!
Roxy: Here we have Quatre!
Quatre: ::walks out onto the stage, smiling nervously::
GITA #4: $1,000!
Dorothy: ::glares:: ,000!
Quatre: ::secretly slips Deanna some money, remembering his eyeborw-induced accidents::
Roxy: Going once! Going twice! Sold!
Quatre: leaves the stage::
Wufei: ::storms out onto stage, mumbling:: Insane onna...
Roxy: Here we h-
GITA #5: $1,000,000!
GITA #4: $1,500,000!
GITA #2: ,000,000!
Clio: ::holds up a bundle of money she "borrowed" from some people:: ,000,000!
Roxy: Going once!
Roxy: Going twice!
GITA's: ::continue to glare::
Roxy: SOLD! That's the end of our auction! ::runs off to get ready for her date and collect her pay::
Email Shine No Miko
The Post-Auction Big Date...
GITA #1: ::pulls off her hair and reveals herself to be Mana:: Hooray! Heero is mine!
Heero: ::sweatdrops, but smiles slightly.
Jen: ::hugs on Duo's arm:: Where should we go first?
Duo: The Cheese Nips facotry tour!
Roxy: ::doing her best to hold onto Trowa's arm, despite being so short::
Quatre: ::sitting at a table at a fancy resteraunt, across from Deanna::
Deanna: ::lost in her happiness:: <3
Wufei: Baka onnas... I'm gonna get my revenge on Roxy...
Clio: ::whaps his head:: Shut up and watch the movie!
Wufei: ::cowers:: Yes, ma'am!